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Washington, DC — July 22, 2009

Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States of America will be outsourced to India as of September 1, 2009.

The move is being made in order to save the President’s $500,000 yearly salary, and also a record $750 billion in deficit expenditures and related overhead that his office has incurred during the last 3 months.

OK a little background on this as only a few coworkers know what this is about.

My current assignment with Accudata Systems is in a Security Ops support role at Dr Pepper in Plano. David, the gentleman (term used very loosely I may add) in the pics shared a cubicle with me.